Of Sex, Pigs, and Friendship…

 “What am I, an amateur? I'm not going to whine about our break up. I'm not going to get even. I will make sure no one speaks of his name when I'm done with him.” Christy says while watching Patricia makes out with her date. “He is Allen's best friend. You don't want to go there.” I tried to warn her after downing my first shot for the evening. “Watch me.” Christy declares while we all wonder in awe.

It's official. Christy is out on a mission. Her well manicured paws are out to destroy her two timing ex. “No one can say no to me. I'm going to sleep with his best friend and make sure he knows that our big money cruel heart society will spit on his $30 face.” Christy gushes and the whole group erupted in cheers.
“I'm so proud of you sweetie. Finally, you've realized that a major road was named after your family and shouldn't be dating these XE driving maggots.” Patricia said after downing a flaming shot. (Darn, this is how we support our friends)…

“Who is your date anyhow?” Paolo inquires. “Oh, he's a lawyer. He works for my dad.  He is a good kisser so who cares. Don't worry he'll probably last a few days or a couple of weeks if he plays his cards right.” Patricia avows his date…

Finally, everyone's equal in the name of serious grinding action…

The world we live in, at least most of it, still cling to antiquated double standards. Should a woman engage in sexual behavior normally deemed acceptable for men, she is unfortunately still judged. Labels like slut, whore, cunt or worse are slapped on to her, regardless of how proactive and responsible she has been in her quest for sexual gratification.

Personally I say, fuck it! To hell with stupid double standards. If my friend wants to wrap her arms around as many men as she can, then society should let her. She is never duplicitous when she seeks out sexual gratification. She chooses her partners intelligently. She makes sure never to endanger herself or her partners. I honestly cannot see why anyone could be so high and mighty to judge someone who is simply using her body as a means to deal with what she's going through. We all have our different ways of dealing with difficulties anyhow. Some people do it by going to church and kneeling in prayer. My friend does so by kneeling and doing something else…

I don't really expect all people to understand. Vile? Jaded probably but at the end of the day these people have good hearts… tainted hearts, perhaps!?